Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Provo Dating Rant #2

**Taken from when I lived in Provo- March 3, 2008**

This past weekend, TBS ("very funny") was so kind as to be playing the one trash of a movie called, "Wedding Crashers" all weekend. As some of my friends are huge fans I decided to give it a chance. The funniest part of the whole movie, what I would like to call "GOLD" is quoted below, from one of the first scenes in the movie, by Vince Vaughn, it appears as though I'm not the only one who does not appreciate over-rated awkward situations known as "dates":

"Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that butt-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your butt sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair."

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